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澳门新葡亰mg电子:国外也有段子手

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同伴们我们好,接待来到每一周的“国外也是有段子手”!前一周的世界足坛精粹看点不可枚举,Allison现身低等失误,利马Saul仍大捷竞技;Manchester United止住连续输颓势,阿森纳足球俱乐部、Chelsea、巴萨、Real Madrid Club de Fútbol等球队也纷繁大捷。亚运会男子足球比赛场地,帮衬大韩民国时期夺冠的Sun Xingyu得以消灭了兵役。好了,话相当少说,让我们快来看看歪果仁们的可观嘲谑吧!

友人们我们好,接待来到周周的“外国也可能有段子手”!上周的亚洲赛管精粹看点成千上万,阿森纳足球俱乐部终于迎来上个赛季英国超级联赛首胜,曼彻斯特城俱乐部赫然被狼队俱乐部逼平,巴萨与巴拉Dolly德的竞赛被草皮抢尽了风头,比勒陀利亚、Chelsea、Real Madrid Club de Fútbol等球队则纷纭顺遂折桂。好了,话十分少说,快让我们来拜望歪果仁们的美丽耻笑吧!

友大家大家好,款待来到这一期的“国外也可以有段子手”!下一周的南美洲赛管卓越看点数不胜数,托Turner姆热刺依据主场进球淘汰曼城俱乐部,巴萨客场小胜曼彻斯特联,尤文遭遇阿贾克斯咸鱼翻身,而克雷塔罗则不战而屈人之兵斩落南京。周日联赛,阿布贾和Manchester City F.C.纷纭力克,曼彻斯特联俱乐部小败Everton F.C.,阿森纳俱乐部不敌水晶宫俱乐部,而巴萨、Real Madrid Club de Fútbol则纷纭获胜,尤文也顺当取得意大利甲级联赛八连冠。好了,话非常的少说,让我们快来看看歪果仁们的优良捉弄吧!

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Allison玩火送礼,比勒陀利亚2-1莱斯特城足球俱乐部

Slaughtered_gates:你恒久不会单独得心脏病。(You will never have heart attack alone.卡塔尔(قطر‎

Cody667:实在自从Allison来了小编就对他作案被进球抱有殷切的只求,笔者是还是不是没救了…(I've honestly been waiting for that to happen to 阿里sson since he came. I'm just so weird.State of Qatar

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Teleman_Frank:Allison这样快就成为真正的乌特勒支门将了!(Didn't take long for alisson to become a true Liverpool keeper.State of Qatar

bridgeorl:自古门现在利记,临阵玩火下场凄。(It’s been a terrible tradition for Liverpool’s goalkeeper to make these mistakes in such stuations.卡塔尔国

AndesiteSkies:罗马,你骗我!(Roma lied to me.)

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IwishIwasGoku:Carius不是两个球员,而是一种心态。(Karius is not a player, Karius is a state of mind.卡塔尔(قطر‎

Chrisixx:小编就好像听到了长久的芝加哥流传的笑声…(I can hear the laughter all the way from Istanbul.State of Qatar

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HoochI5Crazy:梦想两周后Allison不要品味去穿裆Kane…(Inb4 阿里sson tries to nutmeg 凯恩 in 2 weeks.卡塔尔(قطر‎

TheConundrum:得定下规矩,Allison要是想玩脚后跟过人,必需得等到球队27-0一马抢先才行!(Rules should be made that Alisson can keep chipping players and doing backheels only after 27-0.卡塔尔国

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HarryPeratestiz:教你一招,在睾丸上敷个冰袋,非常冰冷会有效解决上火症状,记得多敷两回啊!(Place ice pack on testicles; chill well to reduce inflammation. Repeat as necessary.卡塔尔(قطر‎

el_niko23:现在马内已经不模仿外人的热闹动作了,而是早已模仿Salah上一赛季的表现了!(So Mane stopped copying other's celebrations and now copying Mo's previous season.卡塔尔国

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Salah进球,波特兰1-0布Leighton足球俱乐部

Lachiendupape:卡利就是太酷爆了了,把大家打得跟曼彻斯特联似的…(Liverpool is so amazing, making us look like Utd here.State of Qatar

JamesJoyceFan:那话小编就不爱听了,你们哪犹如此差?(Have to disagree there. You don't look that bad so far.卡塔尔(قطر‎

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Mundladzinski:解放军你变了,穷人家的一草一木你也不放过了!(These are the kind of small teams Liverpool used to drop points in, they have changed so much.卡塔尔国

redwan010:自己皆已买乌特勒支赢5个球了,结果你居然踢出个曼彻斯特联足球俱乐部的比分来?(Odds on Liverpool winning by 5 and this turning into an United thread?卡塔尔(قطر‎

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Crookedparadigm:Allison你就无须在后院玩火了,Miniole和Carius都给自家留下创伤后遗症了…(阿里sson no more playing with fire there plz I still have PTSD from Migs and Karius.卡塔尔(قطر‎

f0skN:那才是本身所挂念的南安普顿,速效救心丸根本就不能够停~(That’s the Liverpool I was missing so far this season, the one where you can’t stop clenching.)

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Hateitwhenbdbdsj:在此以前赢4-0,后来2-0,现在1-0,估算下场就是0.5比0了...(We won 4-0, 2-0, and 1-0, we're gonna win the next one 0.5-0.卡塔尔国

TheBossPineapple:布Leighton俱乐部被断球后作者眨了一晃眼,结果睁开眼时密尔沃基就曾经进球了?(I blinked after 布Wrighton lost possession and Liverpool already scored.卡塔尔(قطر‎

poolSyNiiCa:下场竞赛多眨四遍眼行吗?(Pls blinked more on the next match…卡塔尔

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争四时势严俊,曼彻斯特联0-4埃弗顿足球俱乐部

Taekucink:曼联俱乐部应该免职Solskja,然后再及时重新任命他为一时主帅!(United should sack 奥莱 Gunnar Solskjaer and reappoint 奥莱 Gunnar Solskjaer as interim manager.State of Qatar

BritMachine:那才是曼彻斯特联最亟需的——恒久的新教练蜜月期!(Thats all they needs - put him in a permanent honeymoon period.卡塔尔国

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bouds19:那就是我们要指望去制服Manchester City F.C.的球队吗?莪。(This is the team we're relying on to take points off City? Fuck me.卡塔尔

BadCowz:那实质上是陈设的一局部!好让大家看起来不是故意去输给曼彻斯特城的…(This is all part of not making it look like we are throwing the game on purpose.卡塔尔(قطر‎

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gb_lmu:自己看炮hub时都不会举这么长…(伊夫n pornhub can’t make erect for so long.卡塔尔(قطر‎

toby_o_notoby:我好了。(I’ve cumed.)

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Ger971:我们前些天输了球,然后再征服曼城俱乐部,亲手把英国一流联赛季军交给圣Antonio,最后再去踢欧联杯…握日尼玛...(We’re gonna lose here, beat city, hand Liverpool the title and go to the Europa league. Fuck this.卡塔尔国

alee1994:人生总是那样难过吗,还是独有你是曼联俱乐部看球的客官时才这么?(Is life always this hard, or is it just when you're a united fan?卡塔尔(قطر‎

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MarioPogbatelli:Marshall那赛季添孩子数量,比进的球都多了啊!(Martial has had more kids this season than he's scored goals.卡塔尔国

Skinsaremylife:欧联杯到场了群聊,Bogba退出了群聊。(Europa league has entered the chat. Pogba has left the chat.卡塔尔

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Zavehi:那是在踢UEFA Champions League第一回合吧?(Is this the third leg of Champions league?卡塔尔

heyum20:我们有3个前巴萨队员,有可能现在还是能签下Messi呢!(We have 3 of barca former or current players. Maybe we can get Messi in the future.卡塔尔(قطر‎

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TheLifeofSonny:一经大家今后有丰富多的球员被红牌罚下,那是否就只被判0-3输球了?(If we get enough players sent off, Everton only win 3 nil right?State of Qatar

KieranD9503:到了赛季末再看吗,我们鲜明会输给伯恩利足球俱乐部然后再虐一通热刺…(Come back at the end of the season to watch us bottle it against Burnley then thrash Tottenham.State of Qatar

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Mrcstrlh:那智力商数得有5000了!直接不去欧洲季军联赛,那样不就能够免止在欧洲季军联赛碰见Messi啦!(5000 IQ move, avoiding Messi by avoiding CL all together.State of Qatar

Wintex:自家很诧异球员们到底知不知道底在无球的时候也是能够跑动的…(I wonder if the players know that they can move when they don't have the ball.卡塔尔

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DarkSofter:握日啊,笔者竟然没去健身房,就为了看本场踢成翔的比赛?(We are fucking shocking im skipping gym to watch this dogshit.State of Qatar

Miniatom:恐怕去强健体魄房吧好朋友,看那竞赛对人体的加害比吃汉堡王许多了…(Go to the gym mate. This is worse for your health than McDonalds.卡塔尔

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BrendaPham5190:自从Solskja转正之后,曼彻斯特联丢的分大约比本身别的一门考试都多!(ManU dropped harder than my grade since 奥莱's appointment.卡塔尔(قطر‎

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Flyingfetusfacepalm:总的看埃弗顿俱乐部和曼联想要的都以欧联杯…(Both Evertonand United wanted that Europa league spot.卡塔尔(قطر‎

lost_biochemist:那能让Chelsea也对这么些感兴趣呢?(If only we could now get Chelsea interested in that position too...卡塔尔国

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TheBirdOrTheCage:我们别担忧,当年莫耶斯签的操练协议,还可能有6个月就到期啦!(Don’t worry everyone. Moyes’s contact ends in just over two months.State of Qatar

StewardOfGondorS:会不会那正是曼联俱乐厅长久以来的诅咒…(That's gotta be some kind of curse that's on the club.卡塔尔(قطر‎

澳门新葡亰mg电子 24VictorAkwaowo1:以至第86分钟才第二回射正,曼彻斯特联真是令人头大!(Manchester United recorded their first shot on goal in the 86th minute I find that mind blowing.卡塔尔(قطر‎

purple_blaze:实际她们过去4场交锋总共就唯有5脚射正而已…(They have 5 shots on target in the past 4 games.卡塔尔国

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奥巴拉卡进球,阿森纳俱乐部3-2卡迪夫城足球俱乐部

ThefrozenOstrich:借令你的球队踢阿森纳俱乐部的时候总无法进球,那就把球传给扎卡吧,他自然会给你们创设机缘的!(If teams are struggling to score vs Arsenal just pass the ball to xhaka and he’ll create you a chance.State of Qatar

xepa105:只要扎卡下场竞赛还是能够首发,小编真想找人把埃梅里的脑袋拧下来…(If xhaka is starting next match someone needs to smack Unay Emery upside the head.卡塔尔

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Psycho_Sexy:Zaka怎么总能逃脱埃梅里的交替名单,难道她在演习里就成Harvey-Alonso了?(and yet, somehow, Xhaka manages to escape emery's rotation, he must Xabi Alonso during training.卡塔尔

trollerballer:好想成为扎卡那样的人,职业干得那般烂,但仍是百万富翁…(I wish I could be as bad as Xhaka at my job and still be a millionaire.卡塔尔国

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White_Duke:埃梅里那赛季的安排正是争取比对手多进两球,防范什么的就不用想了…(Emery's plan for the season = SCORE MORE THAN THE OTHEHaval TEAM. FUCK DEFENCE.卡塔尔(قطر‎

lfcfan123:相信笔者,那无论是用——来自红军观球的观众的真心实话。(Trust me, it doesn't work. Source: Liverpool fan.卡塔尔

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ottawaZed:阿森纳足球俱乐部看来挺擅金昌疗对手不进球的毛病啊!(Arsenal seems to have a good cure for teams that cannot score.State of Qatar

absurdlyinconvenient:Leno是否给埃梅里戴过绿帽,不然怎么老是板凳席啊…(Is Leno shagging Emery's wife? Can't think why he's still on the bench.卡塔尔

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:小编的宿愿是Arsenal Football Club争冠!

LSB12:Mustafi进的球,都比他防下来的球都多了…(穆斯塔菲 scores more goals than he prevents.State of Qatar

Madskv:嘿嘿,比较于作者禁区,Mustafi在对方禁区的变现显明越来越好!(Mustafiis way better in the opposition's box than his own haha.卡塔尔(قطر‎

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Y2KN:阿森纳俱乐部要那样搞下来,那赛季怕是连欧联杯席位都没了!(If this arsenal team doesn't improve, they won't even get in the europa league.卡塔尔国

nallost_biochemist:有未有人能告诉自个儿,怎么技艺戒掉向往Arsenal Football Club呀?(can someone tell me how to quit caring about arsenal.卡塔尔国

澳门新葡亰mg电子 31keithohara:本人看Arsenal Football Club这赛季是不容许有一场零封了!(Arsenal will not get a clean sheet this season.State of Qatar

Topecongiro:你就无法说点我们不晓得的东西啊?(Could you tell us something that we’re not aware of?卡塔尔

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埃梅里英国一流联赛首胜,阿森纳俱乐部3-1西汉姆联俱乐部

Dtrius:一旦您是Arsenal Football Club看球的粉丝,与其希望小编厂能踢出花来,不及祈祷对手有个更稀碎的防线…(When you're an Arsenal fan, you're not hoping that your team plays well. You're praying that the opposing team has a poor defense.卡塔尔

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Butch67:事实上两队踢得都不错,绝比较英冠水平高多了!(get better quality football at championship level. both of these teams are genius.卡塔尔国

DeleFan:自己听别人讲过“伪9号”,可是本场阿森纳足球俱乐部让自家见闻到了什么样是“伪6号”和“伪8号”…(I've seen a false 9. Arsenal are the first team to be playing a false 6 and false 8.卡塔尔

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Davidleilam:假如这一场交锋1-1打平了,哪支球队会感觉更亏?(If the match ends 1-1, who would feel more deflated from the results? 卡塔尔

RoamingMediocentro:任凭比分踢成啥样,都是看了这一场球的观众最亏…(Probably the people watching this game, no matter what the result is.卡塔尔

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RoamingMediocentro:埃梅里那进攻战术,以为就如在玩FIFA时恨不得把具有的键都按一次一律…(At this point it feels like Emery clicked all the buttons when creating this attack tactic on FIFA.State of Qatar

MattyIce60:每当小编认为曼彻斯特联俱乐部踢得十二分的时候,看看阿森纳俱乐部的竞赛心理就大多了…(Anytime I feel down about United, I turn on an Arsenal match to lift my spirits.卡塔尔(قطر‎

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Peteygassy:Welbeck在禁区里获得的空间,都够他开一辆拖拖沓沓机了!(Welbeckcould’ve drove a tractor in the box with as much space as he had.卡塔尔国

Bowhatisthescen:于今自个儿都不通晓,咋就有人不信维尔Beck就是史上最棒球员吗?(I seriously find it hard to believe that there are some people who genuinely don't think that Welbeck is the GOAT.卡塔尔(قطر‎

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maman12345:因而看来阿森纳俱乐部那赛季是不会降级了…(Arsenal may not be relegated this season.卡塔尔

fuckyouidontneedone:何以Reino de España的后卫总是比西班牙王国的先锋进球都多啊?(What’s the deal with Spanish fullbacks being more prolific than Spanish strikers?卡塔尔(قطر‎

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曼彻斯特城俱乐部4-3热刺俱乐部,因主场进球遭淘汰

Kselli:波切蒂诺一定是在商讨“儿子兵法”!(Poch is studying "The Artof VA宝马7系" by Sun Tzu now.卡塔尔

Muranely2:今昔应当是“Sun Xingyu兵法”了!(It’s by Son now.卡塔尔国

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Wyanwee:早就盘算给自个儿首先个子女起名“VA揽胜”了!(naming my first born VA昂Cora.卡塔尔国

MajorLoozar:结果通过VATiggo重播发掘,你实在是喜当爹…(In hindsight he will conclude you're not the real father.卡塔尔国

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stealth540:那比赛比《权力的游艺》更有戏剧性!(This game had more drama than Game of Thrones.State of Qatar

JaimeL_ 20:简来讲之最后季得靠布兰通过VA福睿斯视界来阻拦夜王了!(Bran with the VA景逸SUV call in the season finale to deny the Night King.State of Qatar

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SineddFC:为了看这场竞赛,小编都顾不上和自身表亲交配爱的事了!(I stopped fucking my cousin to watch this game.卡塔尔(قطر‎

DIR3_W0LF:雪诺,是你吗?(Jon Snow, is that you?)

SuperJazba:不是,他说的是表亲,不是姑娘哦!(Nah he said cousin not aunt.卡塔尔国

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Zladan:好了,到底是什么人把他玩FIFA的录像放在笔者电视直播时限信号上了?飞快停下,笔者想看看真正的竞赛!(OK whoever is live streaming their FIFA game to my tv please stop I want to watch the real match.卡塔尔(قطر‎

new1sh_old1sh:想像一下,假如你通过回10年前的2010年告诉自身,曼城俱乐部和Tottenham Hotspur Football Club的较量会比巴萨和曼彻斯特联的交锋能够得多…(Imagine going back in time 10 years 2010 and telling your younger self that a Man City-Spurs game would be more exciting than Barca-United.卡塔尔

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Rudygha:假如热刺俱乐部真的夺得UEFA Champions League,那自个儿就凉凉了,今后小编就再也不上推特也不看足球版块了…(If spurs win the champions league, I’m done. I’ll have to stop visiting twitter and this sub for the rest of my life.卡塔尔

Anydange:友谊提示一下,这个时候托Turner姆热刺足球俱乐部在热身赛第4场间隔被埃因霍温淘汰出局也就12分钟…(Reminder that Spurs were 12 minutes away from being eliminated by PSV Eindhoven after four group games.卡塔尔

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KinneySL:相对没悟出,Sun Xingyu在一个月的日子里就产生了热刺俱乐部传说,向高丽国圣上致意!(It's been amazing to watch a club legend get made over the last month. All hail the Korean King.卡塔尔国

AeggiesRs:不是开玩笑,笔者以为皇马俱乐部真的能够思忖签下Sun Xingyu了…(Real Madrid could consider buying Son, I’m not kidding.卡塔尔(قطر‎

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DCx310:至今得以说Sun Xingyu就是澳洲史上最棒了呢!(Safe to say Son will go down as the GOAT Asian player?State of Qatar

TheDevilsAlternate :向那么些迟到了10分钟才到来酒店的人致意…(PAY RESPECTS TO THOSE WHO GOT TO THE PUB TEN MINUTES LATE.卡塔尔(قطر‎

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Boltact:以致是阿贾克斯和Tottenham Hotspur Football Club要踢欧洲足球亚军联赛准决赛…此时她俩一个小组都差一些没出线,多个是连资格赛都踢了3轮才进的正赛(…Ajax vs Tottenham..... Champo semi-final. One is almost dead in groups while the other have 3 round of qualifications.卡塔尔(قطر‎

MS_220:顿然想到,如若Messi想要上演三冠王帽子戏法的话,恐怕得接连斩落英国一流联赛中六球队在那之中的八个才行…(I just realized Messi could have to face 3 top 6 English teams in a row to complete his hat trick of trebles.State of Qatar

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[deleted]:本场球起码表达了VA奥迪Q7并不会压缩足球的戏剧性!(Well, at least this game proves that VALAND is not going to take away all of the drama from the sport.卡塔尔国

HoneyBadger_plz:很难向笔者那不看球的男子儿解释本身在较量最终10分钟的心态,身为热刺俱乐部观球的观众,而本身的意中人没人看球也没人懂笔者…(Trying to explain to my friend how the last 10 minutes felt as a Tottenham supporter but no one watches football and gets it.State of Qatar

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Makingsomeeggs:很高兴前些天上午笔者从未自寻短见了。(补充:多谢各位的好意,对本身很有帮扶,很对不起无法挨个回复大家,商量太多了…卡塔尔(قطر‎(I’m very glad I didnt kill myself last night. 艾德it: Thank you for the kind words everyone, certainly helps, sorry I can’t reply to everyone just so many comments.卡塔尔

Syphite:弟兄,笔者的确希望你是在开玩笑啊!千万别让消极的一面心情左右要好,必必要时有时回看本场较量的好好须臾间啊!(Hopethat's a joke mate, never let depression win take this moment and remember it.卡塔尔

Tompoucee:哥俩,要观照好温馨——来自阿森纳足球俱乐部观球的观众的爱护。(Take care brother. 乐福 u from an arsenal fan.卡塔尔国

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Michealson12:那绝对是当年一级竞赛!集合了具有戏剧性因素,就差一张红牌了!(Match of the fucking season. That match had everything apart from a red card.卡塔尔

Evo7_13:那竞技看得好似本身要好也踢了90分钟比赛相仿…(I feel like i played 90min after watching that game.卡塔尔国

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rameshnat27:作为一在那之中立看球的粉丝,感到本身都要吓出心脏病了,你能想象真正双方观球的观众的心思么…(As a neutral I was having heart attacks. Can't imagine how it must have been for the supporters.State of Qatar

Nievesdelimon:就算Guardiola还残留一点头发,本场比赛也都得被他薅没了…(If Guardiola had any hair he’d already ripped it off his head.卡塔尔(قطر‎

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Slippery_Sidewalk:本身认为Tottenham Hotspur Football Club一定是把凯恩给献祭了!(I think they sacrificed 凯恩 for this.卡塔尔国

otter_pop_n_lock:老是本人低头咬一口毕节治就能够失去一个进球,未来自家3分钟前就把衡水治吃完了,怎么又不进球了…(Each time I put my head down to take a bite of my sandwich I missed a goal. Now that I finished my sandwich 3 minutes ago, no goals have been scored. :(

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Jesusthatsgreat:让我们恭祝广大名因心脏病而驾鹤归西的曼彻斯特城俱乐部和热刺俱乐部观球的观众永恒休憩…(景逸SUVIP to the thousands of City and Spurs fans who have died during this match from heart failure.卡塔尔

DarkDracoPad:比赛的时候作者正在上班,小编和业主才说了8分钟的话,结果就失去了3个进球!(I'm at work, talked to my manager for 8 minutes and missed 3 goals WTF.卡塔尔国

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Lukaku梅开,曼彻斯特联俱乐部2-0伯恩利俱乐部

Lacabameyang:本场交锋的斟酌区里,尚未见到一条不是在嘲谑评判的…(I haven’t seen a comment that isn’t about the ref in this thread.卡塔尔

MOoley8:宣判还不比搬个沙发躺在篮球场中圈吹比赛吗,反正也没啥区别…(He might as well have sat down on a sofa in the center circle and tried to make calls from there. Completely no difference.State of Qatar

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ottawaZed:近来曼联俱乐部的比赛几乎就好像一场戏,只但是伯恩利足球俱乐部扮演了个喜剧的剧中人物…(The drama from Man U games are always interesting now. Burnley just show up unfortunately to be a figure of tragic.卡塔尔

Ghost51:这一场交锋其实是EA牵动的一种新玩的方法,在FIFA19里将会产出“无违反规则和章程”情势!(This game is actually a promotion by EA for the new "No Rules" mode they've added in FIFA 19.卡塔尔(قطر‎

Cacdemarco:曼联俱乐部这一场怎么把本身车的tika-taka 踢法给偷走了?(Manchester steals our tika-taka technique.卡塔尔

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拉波尔特进球,曼彻斯特城足球俱乐部1-1Wolverhampton Wanderers F.C.

澳门新葡亰mg电子:国外也有段子手。Ploufy:看来Laport终于找到自个儿的钥匙啦!(Looks like Laporte has found his key.State of Qatar

(注:Laport在乌Crane语中的意思是“门”。State of Qatar

JavaSoCool:一经狼队足球俱乐部夺得了英国顶级联赛亚军,葡萄牙共和国岂不得放个全国假期来庆祝一下…(Wolves to win the league, Portugal to declare national holiday in their honour.State of Qatar

(注:Wolverhampton Wanderers F.C.阵中有Moutinho、Patricio等República Portuguesa国足队员卡塔尔(قطر‎

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梅黑枣开库鸟穿云箭,巴萨3-0曼彻斯特联

613TheEvil:当您在老特拉福德肘击Messi的脸时,Messi不会忘记。希望你们领悟,在你们输球从前看来的末梢一件事,就是Messi在对你们微笑。(When you injured Messi's face with a dirty move in Old Trafford, Messiremembers. I want you to know that, the last thing you’re ever going to see is Messi smiling down at you as you lose.卡塔尔

(注:此梗来自《权力的玩耍》艾丽娅-史Tucker割喉老弗雷卡塔尔

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Balls_of_Adamanthium:本身看巴萨竞赛最爱怜的事,就是最后一段时期Pique冲上前去想混个进球…(Piquehunting for goals at the end of the game is always my favorite part of watching Barca lol.卡塔尔

Kinginthenorthjon:德赫亚啊,在Reino de España踢球,并不意味你是在西班牙王国国家队踢球啊!(De Gea, playing in Reino de España doesn't mean you're playing for Reino de España王国.State of Qatar

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JustForReddit9167:本身的天,Messi是否曾经把曼彻斯特联半支球队都给穿裆了…(My God. Messi has mugged off half of United team so far.卡塔尔

leeconway92:那般精美的晚上,总让自个儿意淫2018年我们签下的是Messi,实际不是哪些海耶斯...(Nights like this are why I wish Celtic had signed Messi last summer and not fucking Jonny Hayes.卡塔尔(قطر‎

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Smrifire:Messi活剥了Manchester United后防线的皮…他必然是波顿宗族的人!(Messi's skinning the United defence alive. He’s a Bolton confirmed.卡塔尔(قطر‎

Elemental05:实际上巴萨还恐怕会评选一个“除了Messi之外的全场最好球员”呢!(barca has a MOTMOTM (Man of the Match other than Messi卡塔尔(قطر‎

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the_studge:有何人能降解下,为什么囧斯能顶掉Dalot进来首发?(Can anyone explain why Jones is starting instead of 达洛特?卡塔尔国

Sheddingpanda:为了让他造梗呀!(For the memes.State of Qatar

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Redkarrot:什么人要加以Messi那身板混不了英国一流联赛,小编就得扇他一耳光了!(I’m gonna slap the next person that says Messi’s body couldn’t survive the Prem.卡塔尔

Havish_:连Ramos的抨击都奈何不了Messi,去踢英国一级联赛岂不是轻轻巧松?(伊夫n Ramos’s attack has no effect, let alone the Prem.卡塔尔国

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dmak17:Rio-Messi,史上第一;Ashley-扬,二只山羊。(Messi: GOAT. Young: Goat.卡塔尔(قطر‎

Mhaydar:小编还真希望头阵的是贰只羊,实际不是什么样Ashley-扬…(I'd rather have an actual goat start for us instead of Young.State of Qatar

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Oysterclan:Ashley-扬是天神赐给持有球队的红包,除了曼彻斯特联俱乐部之外。(Ashleyyoung is a gift to all clubs except ours.卡塔尔

IwishIwasGoku:Ashley-扬得赶紧再有只鸟来送一坨翔!(Young needs another dose of bird shit asap.卡塔尔

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Thatdani:明儿清晨Ashley-扬和Dehya的替罪羊之争很霸气啊!(Young and De Gea are fighting for the scapegoat.卡塔尔(قطر‎

AF273FS:本来仍可以够进个球的,都赖特大根!(We could have a score if there were not big dick MATS.State of Qatar

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apfeiff19:要是迎阵英国一流联赛球队,就能够鼓舞库鸟的牌号穿云箭手艺!(Coutinhojust needs to play against premier league clubs. Then he’ll score the same banger he’s scored a thousand of.State of Qatar

Lenlfc:然而…大家和好不也是英国一流联赛球队么…(But... we're a Premier League club...卡塔尔(قطر‎

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Harshmangat:现行反革命自己终于精晓阿森纳俱乐部当年踢欧洲足球亚军联赛的以为了…(Now I know how all Arsenal fans felt all these years in the Champions league.卡塔尔

BAH03B:那你们还得再踢三回FC Bayern Munich才行。(you need to play against Bayern several times.卡塔尔(قطر‎

Menstrua12:咦?这样就该是咱们自闭了好吧!(Nah then we will die.卡塔尔

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